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Let me take you back, back to September 2003. I was working for Halton Borough Council as a phone jocky. I made a few posts which got me into some trouble. At the time I removed them from my site and I’ve never been able to extract them back out… until now.
Heres a prime example of the skills of the councillors running the Halton area… Be warned this may not be sutable viewing for computer literate people…
” Today friday 29 Aug i had lunch in our canteen at the Muno The price is right the food is good the staff WELL they are ok to BUT at 2 15 pm
i rang to see how many staff had been in to use the place only 12 Yes its holiday time But only 12 may i say to all go to Warrington BC St Helens
and many more they have got no place to get food or eat it in some case SO COME ON SUPPORT THE MUNO CANTEEN
USE IT OR WE MAY LOSE IT KEITH MORLEY THANK YOU”
People reading this obviously wont appreciate the font layout and size he used…lets just say size 24 font, on 1280×1024 thats just a little excessive.
And also…
“THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH FOR THIS VERY THRILLING E MAIL KM ps its made my DAY
—-Original Message-—
From: IT Helpdesk
Sent: 09 April 2003 11:59
To: everyone
Subject: Councillor A Clarke Email Facility
Please note that Councillor Clarke is unable to respond to his e-mails as his laptop is being repaired.
When the problem has been resolved we will inform you via email.
In the meantime, please can hard copies of all his e-mails be sent to his home address listed below.”
A councillor demonstrating that sarcasim really is the lowest form of wit.
